so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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