Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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