I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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