would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I want to make a zoo with you.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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