My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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