I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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