Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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