Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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