On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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