I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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