so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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