I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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