hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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