I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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