how can u be prego again
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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