I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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