and you said cock pushups were impossible
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I love you.
Bad choice
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