what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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