Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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