Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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