she was so not down for the gang bang
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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