So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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