handjob tips. give me some.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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