dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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