Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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