The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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