it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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