I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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