I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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