ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Holy shit dude........stairs
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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