Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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