Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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