This girl is more easily done than said...
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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