Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
