Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Actions speak louder than pants.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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