By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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