I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I want to be your penis for a week.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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