I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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