he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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