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Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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