Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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