Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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