Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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