my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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