went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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