school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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