so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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