Ambien. No doubt about it.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
My pussy is not your playground.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
