On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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