so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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