Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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