I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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