Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
